Joe Jackson, the infamous father of the late pop star Michael Jackson, announced Monday he will be selling his son’s body on eBay to try and profit from the tears of his son’s fans. The news comes just days after it was revealed that Jackson and a has-been musical group charged his hometown of [...]

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Following the high ratings of its 24/7 coverage of the death of Michael Jackson, CNN announced it will launch a news channel devoted entirely to the coverage of celebrity deaths. CNN anchor Anderson Cooper said the new cable channel will be known as CNN/RIP. “Because of our coverage of Jackson’s death to the exclusion of [...]

Relatives of a Chicago resident named Michael Jackson are shocked and relieved that he's not dead.

The world was stunned yesterday to hear of the death of Michael Jackson as well as the death of Farrah Fawcett.  Globally the world is mourning and news outlets from the Associated Press to ESPN have been covering both the Jackson and Fawcett stories. It would seem though that in some circles Fawcett’s death is being [...]

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