The hypercompetitive world of 24-hours news is compelling journalists to undertake life-threatening relief efforts in the devastated Caribbean country.

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I’m more terrified of Barack Obama than ever, what with the death panels and his connections to domestic terrorism and the army of babies he’s hiding away. Don’t be so shocked.  Back in November, “Obama Babies” were big news.  The theory was, Obama supporters were so thrilled about his victory, they jumped into bed and had [...]

CNN and radio talk show host Lou Dobbs announced his candidacy for the Mayor of Crazytown on Monday, following increased attention over the issue of whether President Barack Obama is really an American citizen. “There’s so many whack jobs out there that I used to think I would never have a shot at running Crazytown,” Dobbs [...]

Following the high ratings of its 24/7 coverage of the death of Michael Jackson, CNN announced it will launch a news channel devoted entirely to the coverage of celebrity deaths. CNN anchor Anderson Cooper said the new cable channel will be known as CNN/RIP. “Because of our coverage of Jackson’s death to the exclusion of [...]