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Recent college grad didn’t even want that job anyway →  March 9, 2010 Ann Lindsay

She's probably way over-qualified for the position at that stupid ad agency anyways.

Weis: felony murder charges for donut shop owners →  February 28, 2010 Brandt Ketterer

Those donut felons could have easily foreseen that cops would die of heart attacks. Hit 'em with murder charges.

Chicago Auto Show targeted for parking violations →  February 20, 2010 Brandt Ketterer

More controversial parking tickets. Same old insider deals.

“Jersey Shore” Guidos to star in “Jersey Boys” revival →  February 15, 2010 Costa Botsis

Frankie Valli and the rest of the 60’s rock band, The Four Seasons, come to the Jersey Shore.

Velociraptor causes havoc at Chick Hatchery →  January 24, 2010 Joe Slepski

Hyde Park is transformed into Jurassic Park!

Winter lawn chair parking enhancements →  January 12, 2010 Joe Slepski

Putting Chicago to work, one lawn chair at a time.

Quinn vows to keep faking it on reform →  December 23, 2009 Marcus Manfred

Governor Pat Quinn vowed that there would be no end to his efforts at pretending to clean up state government.

Secret Amish settlement discovered in Union Station →  December 20, 2009 Mitchell Snyder

Anthropologists announced on Monday that an actual Amish paradise has been thriving for decades beneath Chicago’s Union Station.

Bucktown hipsters protest government spending →  December 19, 2009 Chandler Goodman

Bucktown residents fight for what matters to their community.

Snow triggers broadcast news amnesia →  December 17, 2009 Marcus Manfred

This condition causes TV news stations to act as if snow has never happened before and treat it as an actual news event.

Daley-opoly! →  December 13, 2009 Joe Slepski

Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200.

Irony takes a beating →  December 7, 2009 Joe Slepski

A good noun's work is never done.