Chicago residents are wary regarding privacy issues, but appreciate Ald. Balcer's color choice.
Chicago residents are wary regarding privacy issues, but appreciate Ald. Balcer's color choice.
Disturbing scenes of demonic possession have been witnessed recently in several Illinois locations. All cases documented so far have involved Illinois legislators.
Because of your lazy-ass method of "birth," you C-sectioners are used to everything difficult being done for you.
The Chicago City Council approved an ordinance on Monday that would make it more costly, even prohibitive, for those deemed unattractive to continue living in the city while granting a wide variety of benefits based on a person's level of attractiveness.
Barring any unforeseen delays, the rechristening of Chicago as "Willistown" will take place later this summer, when Willis Group completes its move into the Tower.
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The debate over barring the transfer of detainees from Guantanamo Bay, Cuba to American soil took a new turn when Senate Republicans proposed banning all dangerous criminals, both foreign and domestic, from U.S. prisons.
The fourteen year old boy whose father tried to hire him a prostitute can't understand why he just can't catch a break.
With the intention of altering the educational system from the inside-out, a number of covert operatives have infiltrated several school systems in Illinois and started manipulating textbooks. Investigations are pending.
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Season ticket holders are probably on the wealthy side of city society, but… really? Apparently, our near-broke city is as desperate as ever, and now wants to include current Bears season ticket holders in the “amusement tax,” which will cost said ticket holders somewhere between $500 and $10,000 per seat already paid for as long as [...]
A collection of student activists have bought hundreds of Micron brand pens in a subtle protest against historical modes of protesting.