→ March 9, 2010 Clay Sander
I just, you know, have, like, no idea, so, like, I just pick colleges I've heard of, or, like, partied at," she said. "I am, like, totally not into sports, unless I'm, like, partying at a Cubs game or something.
→ March 5, 2010 Clay Sander
Haiti is near the Dominican Republic, Sammy Sosa was born in the Dominican Republic. Sosa played for Chicago.....and Chicago is where the'85 Bears played. You can see how there's a connection."
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→ February 19, 2010 Mitchell Snyder
Passengers became visibly uncomfortable having the writer-director on board.
For the first time since matter, energy, and time itself were formed over 13 and a half billion years ago, the Saints made it to, and actually won, the Super Bowl.
→ February 8, 2010 Matthew Plowman
He claims that leaders from the Jay Cutler Foundation questioned his ability and dedication to fighting diabetes.
The collective heads of the residents of Vancouver simultaneously snapped up off their pillows Monday morning with the dreaded realization that they had completely forgot about the upcoming 2010 Winter Olympics. “Oh no….is it February already?” A horrified Vancouver Mayor Gregor Robertson asked. Despite having plenty of time to prepare for this worldwide event, being chosen as the [...]
→ January 28, 2010 Mitchell Snyder
A typographical error led to confusion as dozens of strippers, escorts and porn stars descended upon SoxFest this weekend.
→ January 7, 2010 Robert Thomas
The Lions have been searching for someone who could take this smelly regurgitation of a 2-30 two season record, and deliver a swallow-able milkshake of success.
→ December 17, 2009 Jack Mulligan
Notre Dame A.D. vows to discontinue the practice of hiring Catholics
→ December 14, 2009 Matthew Plowman
Only weeks removed from his embattled tenure as the Oakland Raiders’ starting quarterback, JaMarcus Russell has become the league leader in clipboards fumbled. As the first overall pick of the 2007 NFL Draft, Russell has been paid handsomely to be the face of the franchise. However, his poor decision making and reportedly aloof demeanor have led [...]
