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Dick Cheney loses health insurance →  March 4, 2010 Marcus Manfred

After being hospitalized for a fifth heart attack, former Vice President Dick Cheney lost his health insurance, will have to sell his three houses to pay medical bills and may wind up homeless.

Obama’s cufflinks kill healthcare summit →  February 28, 2010 Marcus Manfred

Republican lawmakers bolted from a healthcare summit with President Barack Obama on Thursday after objecting to the president’s choice of cufflinks.

eBay to offer Congressmen for sale →  February 19, 2010 Marcus Manfred

The online auction site eBay announced a joint venture with the federal government on Monday in which all members of Congress will be listed for sale to the highest bidder.

Palin attacked at Tea Party convention →  February 13, 2010 Marcus Manfred

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin had to flee the first ever “Tea Party” convention Saturday as attendees turned on her during her keynote speech and chased her from the hall...

Banks offer Crackerjacks instead of loans →  February 10, 2010 Marcus Manfred

Responding to political pressure to ease up on credit to consumers and small business owners, the nation’s largest banks will instead offer an olive branch in the form of boxes of Crackerjacks.

Scott Lee Schwarzenneger, Illinois Lieutenant Governor →  February 6, 2010 Joe Slepski

Who has bacne, a bad temper, shrunken testicles and wants your vote?

John McCain nervously supporting wife’s new advocacy for gay marriage →  February 4, 2010 Jason Goodbody

Cindy McCain asks why, for example, "should any middle-aged woman be forced to suffer in a loveless traditional marriage if that's not who she truly is?"

Terrorists give up after Obama’s speech →  January 28, 2010 Marcus Manfred

President Barack Obama’s annual State of the Union speech caused al Qaeda and other terrorist groups to announce they will be giving up their weapons and their cause.

Brown to keep shaking down employees →  January 26, 2010 Marcus Manfred

A defiant Democratic Cook County Board president candidate Dorothy Brown vowed Monday that she would continue shaking down her employees for cash.

Democrats to surrender on Capitol Hill →  January 24, 2010 Marcus Manfred

After days of cowering in their Capitol Hill offices, Democratic congressional leaders indicated Monday they were ready to surrender their agenda, ideals and offices.

New Orleans changes name to Haiti →  January 21, 2010 Joe Slepski

"New Orleans needs help, and so we're changing our name to Haiti, with hopes that some of that assistance will flow our way."

Desperate, sleep-deprived Democrats submit ‘Helthcare Bil’ →  January 19, 2010 Jen Spyra

Records revealed that Democratic lawmakers scrambled until the early morning to draft the bill, and a source close to the President said it shows.



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