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Dick Cheney loses health insurance →  March 4, 2010 Marcus Manfred

After being hospitalized for a fifth heart attack, former Vice President Dick Cheney lost his health insurance, will have to sell his three houses to pay medical bills and may wind up homeless.

Skynet accidentally releases plans for ‘geriatric terminator’ →  March 1, 2010 Mitchell Snyder

It's still unclear why the artificial intelligence network created something that possesses the body of a professional weightlifter but has the head of a seventy year old.

Obama’s cufflinks kill healthcare summit →  February 28, 2010 Marcus Manfred

Republican lawmakers bolted from a healthcare summit with President Barack Obama on Thursday after objecting to the president’s choice of cufflinks.

Escaped killer whale recaptured!  Rampage through Orlando ends →  February 26, 2010 Jason Goodbody

Tilly, as he is called by his pod and handlers at SeaWorld Orlando escaped his incarceration by impersonating a sea lion who was scheduled to be released into the wild.

Toyota to recall time when its cars didn’t suck →  February 26, 2010 Mitchell Snyder

Toyota looks forward to a time when its cars aren't known for unintended acceleration, steering problems and painfully bland design.

eBay to offer Congressmen for sale →  February 19, 2010 Marcus Manfred

The online auction site eBay announced a joint venture with the federal government on Monday in which all members of Congress will be listed for sale to the highest bidder.

Kevin Smith kicked off flight for making “Jersey Girl” [Quick Hit] →  February 19, 2010 Mitchell Snyder

Passengers became visibly uncomfortable having the writer-director on board.

Alabama shooting prompts call to close Harvard →  February 17, 2010 Mitchell Snyder

Many are wondering why Dr. Amy Bishop was hired despite having graduated from an institution known for plagiarism, drug-dealing and homicide.

“Jersey Shore” Guidos to star in “Jersey Boys” revival →  February 15, 2010 Costa Botsis

Frankie Valli and the rest of the 60’s rock band, The Four Seasons, come to the Jersey Shore.

Palin attacked at Tea Party convention →  February 13, 2010 Marcus Manfred

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin had to flee the first ever “Tea Party” convention Saturday as attendees turned on her during her keynote speech and chased her from the hall...

→  February 13, 2010 Andy McDonald

Don't leave us hanging, High Five the news stories for February 12th, 2010. Five times better than a thumbs up!

Banks offer Crackerjacks instead of loans →  February 10, 2010 Marcus Manfred

Responding to political pressure to ease up on credit to consumers and small business owners, the nation’s largest banks will instead offer an olive branch in the form of boxes of Crackerjacks.



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