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Toyota to recall time when its cars didn’t suck →  February 26, 2010 Mitchell Snyder

Toyota looks forward to a time when its cars aren't known for unintended acceleration, steering problems and painfully bland design.

Rick Astley pranks his fans, RickRolls concert-goers →  February 24, 2010 Jason Goodbody

80's pop star, Rick Astley pranked fans at a musical festival this weekend by maliciously RickRolling his audience.

Kevin Smith kicked off flight for making “Jersey Girl” [Quick Hit] →  February 19, 2010 Mitchell Snyder

Passengers became visibly uncomfortable having the writer-director on board.

“Jersey Shore” Guidos to star in “Jersey Boys” revival →  February 15, 2010 Costa Botsis

Frankie Valli and the rest of the 60’s rock band, The Four Seasons, come to the Jersey Shore.

Planned Parenthood likely to close after Super Bowl ad airs →  February 3, 2010 Clay Sander

Employees at Planned Parenthood facilities nationwide have begun cleaning out their desks, removing personal items from the fridge and canceling already scheduled appointments.

“Hope for Haiti Now” provides mixed results →  January 24, 2010 Joe Slepski

All kinds of "celebrities" are waiting to take your call.

King Solomon sues NBC over Leno/Conan debacle →  January 22, 2010 Joe Slepski

Late night wars get a legal slap in the oversized jaw!

Following CNN, journalists attempt to save Haiti with mixed results →  January 21, 2010 Mitchell Snyder

The hypercompetitive world of 24-hours news is compelling journalists to undertake life-threatening relief efforts in the devastated Caribbean country.

New Orleans changes name to Haiti →  January 21, 2010 Joe Slepski

"New Orleans needs help, and so we're changing our name to Haiti, with hopes that some of that assistance will flow our way."

Stevenson students turned into infants →  January 21, 2010 Marcus Manfred

Administrators at Stevenson High School in Lincolnshire struggled to reopen after nearly their entire student body was turned into a mass of infants over the recent winter vacation.

Robertson to sign contract with Earthquake Hazards Program →  January 15, 2010 Brandt Ketterer

"Oh, it was the Devil? Of course! Please, won't you help us stop the next earthquake!"

Snow triggers broadcast news amnesia →  December 17, 2009 Marcus Manfred

This condition causes TV news stations to act as if snow has never happened before and treat it as an actual news event.