→ February 17, 2010 Jen Spyra
We will not stop peacefully pursuing a nuclear program to destroy Israel and parts of the US,’ said Iranian ambassador Mahmoud Amana as he sipped from a bottle of Dasani at a meeting of the United Nations.
→ January 28, 2010 Marcus Manfred
President Barack Obama’s annual State of the Union speech caused al Qaeda and other terrorist groups to announce they will be giving up their weapons and their cause.
→ January 21, 2010 Mitchell Snyder
The hypercompetitive world of 24-hours news is compelling journalists to undertake life-threatening relief efforts in the devastated Caribbean country.
→ January 21, 2010 Joe Slepski
"New Orleans needs help, and so we're changing our name to Haiti, with hopes that some of that assistance will flow our way."
→ January 21, 2010 Mitchell Snyder
The Lord of Hosts finally steps down after calling for a violent end to homosexual relations twenty-five hundred years ago.
→ January 15, 2010 Brandt Ketterer
"Oh, it was the Devil? Of course! Please, won't you help us stop the next earthquake!"
→ January 15, 2010 Chandler Goodman
Now, with the help of advanced image detection equipment, passengers sporting “underwear of interest” will also be searched immediately.
→ December 20, 2009 Mitchell Snyder
Anthropologists announced on Monday that an actual Amish paradise has been thriving for decades beneath Chicago’s Union Station.
→ December 15, 2009 Robert Thomas
The scientists, found in a dingy laboratory in Transylvania, denied any wrongdoing.
