→ January 24, 2010 Chandler Goodman
These preemptive Valentine's breakups say you're a cheap bastard who would rather save a hundred bucks than make a girl feel good.
→ January 24, 2010 Chandler Goodman
→ December 31, 2009 Chandler Goodman
Jesus was a Jewish man…to serve a baked ham at his birthday party is not just un-kosher, it's simply insulting.
→ December 25, 2009 Andy McDonald
Santa enjoys a jolly high five as he prepares for his Christmas Eve excursion. In this tough global economy, Santa saves money by pre-gaming at the North Pole.
→ December 23, 2009 Mitchell Snyder
Chicago police release their annual top ten list of last-minute holiday gifts most likely to result in domestic violence.
→ December 6, 2009 Scott Green
No city gets into the holiday spirit like Chicago, which is why, by statute, city potholes must be large enough to fit Santa.
→ November 20, 2009 Joe Slepski
Mayor Daley has a list and you can be sure he's checking it twice.
→ October 29, 2009 Scott Green
After Halloween, I used to be told not to eat fruit in case it was poisoned. This was unnecessary advice to give a nine-year-old.
→ October 26, 2009 Chandler Goodman
They got a solid haul last year, but it was mostly just the run-of-the-mill bite sizes.
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