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Oak Park moms want gay bashing class →  March 11, 2010 Marcus Manfred

A small group of Oak Park mothers, whose children attend Beye Elementary School, have called on its faculty to sow hate and fear of students from non-traditional families.

Recent college grad didn’t even want that job anyway →  March 9, 2010 Ann Lindsay

She's probably way over-qualified for the position at that stupid ad agency anyways.

Weis: felony murder charges for donut shop owners →  February 28, 2010 Brandt Ketterer

Those donut felons could have easily foreseen that cops would die of heart attacks. Hit 'em with murder charges.

Ravinia to sell sleeping bags at Sting concert →  February 23, 2010 Clay Sander

When people come to hear Sting, they expect an evening of lackluster dreariness. Adding an orchestra certainly helps say nightie-night.

Chicago Auto Show targeted for parking violations →  February 20, 2010 Brandt Ketterer

More controversial parking tickets. Same old insider deals.

Scott Lee Schwarzenneger, Illinois Lieutenant Governor →  February 6, 2010 Joe Slepski

Who has bacne, a bad temper, shrunken testicles and wants your vote?

Theater Play Panned as “Too Original” →  February 5, 2010 Clay Sander

Media critics have lashed out at Redmoon Theater's audacious decision to produce an original piece instead of a far more artistically-satisfying and audience-pleasing revival.

Brown to keep shaking down employees →  January 26, 2010 Marcus Manfred

A defiant Democratic Cook County Board president candidate Dorothy Brown vowed Monday that she would continue shaking down her employees for cash.

“Hope for Haiti Now” provides mixed results →  January 24, 2010 Joe Slepski

All kinds of "celebrities" are waiting to take your call.

Velociraptor causes havoc at Chick Hatchery →  January 24, 2010 Joe Slepski

Hyde Park is transformed into Jurassic Park!

Milton Bradley traded to Chicago Bears →  January 23, 2010 Joe Slepski

Shit flows down the river in Chicago Sports.

God forced to resign over ‘anti-gay’ comment →  January 21, 2010 Mitchell Snyder

The Lord of Hosts finally steps down after calling for a violent end to homosexual relations twenty-five hundred years ago.



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