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Oak Park moms want gay bashing class →  March 11, 2010 Marcus Manfred

A small group of Oak Park mothers, whose children attend Beye Elementary School, have called on its faculty to sow hate and fear of students from non-traditional families.

→  March 11, 2010 Andy McDonald

Don't leave us hanging, High Five the news stories for March 10th, 2010. Five times better than a thumbs up!

→  March 10, 2010 Andy McDonald

Don't leave us hanging, High Five the news stories for March 9th, 2010. Five times better than a thumbs up!

Recent college grad didn’t even want that job anyway →  March 9, 2010 Ann Lindsay

She's probably way over-qualified for the position at that stupid ad agency anyways.

→  March 8, 2010 Andy McDonald

Don't leave us hanging, High Five the news stories for March 8th, 2010. Five times better than a thumbs up!

Arm’s-length self-photo not fooling anyone →  March 7, 2010 Jason Goodbody

Your attempt to pass off an arms-length self photo as a regular picture is pathetic. Get someone else to take the shot for you. It's not that big of a deal.

→  March 5, 2010 Andy McDonald

Don't leave us hanging, High Five the news stories for March 4th, 2010. Five times better than a thumbs up!

→  March 4, 2010 Andy McDonald

Don't leave us hanging, High Five the news stories for March 3rd, 2010. Five times better than a thumbs up!

→  March 3, 2010 Andy McDonald

Don't leave us hanging, High Five the news stories for March 2nd, 2010. Five times better than a thumbs up!

→  March 2, 2010 Andy McDonald

Don't leave us hanging, High Five the news stories for March 1st, 2010. Five times better than a thumbs up!

Skynet accidentally releases plans for ‘geriatric terminator’ →  March 1, 2010 Mitchell Snyder

It's still unclear why the artificial intelligence network created something that possesses the body of a professional weightlifter but has the head of a seventy year old.

Weis: felony murder charges for donut shop owners →  February 28, 2010 Brandt Ketterer

Those donut felons could have easily foreseen that cops would die of heart attacks. Hit 'em with murder charges.