Mitchell Snyder | mitch.snyder@live.com | 21 posts
Mitchell Snyder is a fully-licensed and bonded International Man of Parody. He's also the alter-ego for a thirty-something business professional who can't stop listening to the funny voices in his head. He became a card-carrying member of Chicago's comedy-industrial complex when he started performing stand-up early in 2009, and has since branched out into writing satire articles.
→ March 1, 2010
It's still unclear why the artificial intelligence network created something that possesses the body of a professional weightlifter but has the head of a seventy year old.
→ February 26, 2010
Toyota looks forward to a time when its cars aren't known for unintended acceleration, steering problems and painfully bland design.
→ February 19, 2010
Passengers became visibly uncomfortable having the writer-director on board.
→ February 17, 2010
Many are wondering why Dr. Amy Bishop was hired despite having graduated from an institution known for plagiarism, drug-dealing and homicide.
→ January 28, 2010
A typographical error led to confusion as dozens of strippers, escorts and porn stars descended upon SoxFest this weekend.
→ January 21, 2010
The hypercompetitive world of 24-hours news is compelling journalists to undertake life-threatening relief efforts in the devastated Caribbean country.
→ January 21, 2010
The Lord of Hosts finally steps down after calling for a violent end to homosexual relations twenty-five hundred years ago.
→ December 23, 2009
Chicago police release their annual top ten list of last-minute holiday gifts most likely to result in domestic violence.
→ December 20, 2009
Anthropologists announced on Monday that an actual Amish paradise has been thriving for decades beneath Chicago’s Union Station.
→ December 10, 2009
While officials debate the transfer of enemy combatants from Guantanamo Bay to the state correctional center in Thomson, Illinois, one important voice has not yet been heard from: the prisoners themselves.
→ November 30, 2009
Police are trying to determine who was responsible for turning the Chicago public radio station's on-air pledge drive into an orgy of mayhem.
→ November 10, 2009
Just in time for Thanksgiving Day football comes a film about one young man’s attempt to rise above adversity through the grandeur of the gridiron ... and failing miserably.