Jonathan Stahl | Jonathan.Stahl@thedailyblank.com | 10 posts
Jon Stahl was born in Anchorage, Alaska and raised in Northern Virginia. After high school, he went to undergrad at the University of Colorado at Boulder, where he earned a fine arts degree in Film Production. He moved to Chicago in summer of 2007 and now lives on the north side.
Following a historic splintering within the GOP and the resignation of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, Republican leaders have presented their next nominee for president in 2012, who some conservative pundits are hailing as the Republicans’ silver bullet. The candidate, a two-pound Russet Potato, was introduced to Capitol Hill insiders in an afternoon press conference Tuesday. House Minority [...]
NASA Tuesday unveiled a new, high-tech space suit that will travel with astronauts on their journey aboard the space Shuttle Endeavor, which launched on Wednesday. The suits, which are purposefully designed for the cleanup and removal of solid waste from within the suit itself, will be used in the many instances of pants-shitting expected to occur [...]
Image via Wikipedia Nearly two weeks after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford publicly revealed that he has been in a year-long love affair with an Argentine woman, South Carolinians are demanding that their governor release as many photos of his mistress as possible. “Governor Sanford must be held accountable to the citizens of our fair state,” said [...]
Alaska governor Sarah Palin was found at the end of the block this morning following her brief disappearance over the fourth of July weekend. An Amber Alert was issued by Alaska law enforcement at 8:00 AM Saturday when the former vice presidential candidate wasn’t found asleep in her room or downstairs watching cartoons. After a brief moment [...]
The glitch is said to affect 96% of all retail copies of the operating system, with the remaining 4% expected to be defective.
A report released last Tuesday by the New York Times confirmed that former Chicago Cubs right fielder Sammy Sosa tested positive for steroid use in a routine drug test in 2003. The report, which comes nearly two years after Sosa’s final major league ball game, states that several attorneys with connections to the MLB had first-hand [...]
Tsung’s prowess in the ring shone when he, conjuring the power of the ancients, sheared off and force-fed Pierre his own face.
Wicker Park man filed 9 separate burglary reports with CPD.
In 1941, the U.S. rebounded from a sustained depression thanks to the dragon and a wartime economy.
New taxes to cover the legal expenses of Chicago officials accused of corruption?
