Frankie Valli and the rest of the 60’s rock band, The Four Seasons, come to the Jersey Shore.

The hypercompetitive world of 24-hours news is compelling journalists to undertake life-threatening relief efforts in the devastated Caribbean country.

While officials debate the transfer of enemy combatants from Guantanamo Bay to the state correctional center in Thomson, Illinois, one important voice has not yet been heard from: the prisoners themselves.

I know I’m not the only person plagued by what to watch after the Simpsons end at 5:30 and before more Simpsons starts at 6:00. In the last year or so, I’ve given in and have been watching TMZ, a celebrity gossip show hosted by Harvey Levin. Who apparently, is a lawyer. At best, I would say [...]

A certain well-established satirical newspaper may be after The Daily Blank.

What do people in the city do when there are no cows around?

16 is the new 18, after all.

Because of your lazy-ass method of "birth," you C-sectioners are used to everything difficult being done for you.

Q: What did Gary Busey's parents never say? Click for A:

A British company which (my sources tell me) sucks; has bought the naming rights to the Sears Tower.

Steps must be taken to cease corruption in this fair and flat state.