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Clay Sander  |  claysander@hotmail.com  |  8 posts



Vapid female intern the early favorite to win March Madness pool

Vapid female intern the early favorite to win March Madness pool

→  March 9, 2010 0

I just, you know, have, like, no idea, so, like, I just pick colleges I've heard of, or, like, partied at," she said. "I am, like, totally not into sports, unless I'm, like, partying at a Cubs game or something.

Dan Hampton somehow relates Haiti plight to ‘85 Bears.

Dan Hampton somehow relates Haiti plight to ‘85 Bears.

→  March 5, 2010 0

Haiti is near the Dominican Republic, Sammy Sosa was born in the Dominican Republic. Sosa played for Chicago.....and Chicago is where the'85 Bears played. You can see how there's a connection."

Ravinia to sell sleeping bags at Sting concert

Ravinia to sell sleeping bags at Sting concert

→  February 23, 2010 0

When people come to hear Sting, they expect an evening of lackluster dreariness. Adding an orchestra certainly helps say nightie-night.

John Mayer news proves humans capable of giving ‘less than a shit’

John Mayer news proves humans capable of giving ‘less than a shit’

→  February 16, 2010 0

With the release of Mayer's recent blathering about nailing Jessica Simpson and use of the N-word, people can scientifically give less than a shit.

New WLS 890AM logo just an old man scowling

→  February 16, 2010 0

In  a re-branding effort for conservative talk station WLS 890AM, the station management has chosen the image of an old man scowling to represent the new morning drive lineup. The new image is to better reflect the attitudes inherent with the new changes at the “Big 89″. General manager Michael Damsky fired Mancow Muller and Pat Cassidy [...]

Theater Play Panned as “Too Original”

Theater Play Panned as “Too Original”

→  February 5, 2010 1

Media critics have lashed out at Redmoon Theater's audacious decision to produce an original piece instead of a far more artistically-satisfying and audience-pleasing revival.

Planned Parenthood likely to close after Super Bowl ad airs

Planned Parenthood likely to close after Super Bowl ad airs

→  February 3, 2010 0

Employees at Planned Parenthood facilities nationwide have begun cleaning out their desks, removing personal items from the fridge and canceling already scheduled appointments.

George Ryan wishes “Happy New Year….In JAIL!”

George Ryan wishes “Happy New Year….In JAIL!”

→  December 16, 2009 0

It's not quite a "Wonderful Life" for Governor George Ryan.