Bears to get creative in failure
→ November 16, 2009 0For the Bears, failure is not an option... it's a way of life.
»Charlie Stone«
Charlie Stone | chuck05@siu.edu | 5 posts
Charlie Stone is a recent college graduate, aspiring stand-up comedian, and accomplished nincompoop. Charlie loves Chicago sports and girls who pay attention to him so he will buy them drinks. His dream is to be the first ever President of the United States and Heavyweight Champion of the World at the same time, he is equally as far away from accomplishing either goal.
Bulls cancel season, sign development deal with Universal
→ November 2, 2009 3The NBA season is only days away, but this year the city of Chicago will not be represented. At a press conference Thursday afternoon, Bulls general manager Gar Forman, along with the president of NBC Universal Jeff Zucker, announced plans for a 2010 summer blockbuster starring the Chicago Bulls. Many insiders speculated that the young Bulls [...]
Bears fans stunned by Bengals (Quick Hit)
→ October 27, 2009 0Once mediocre team annihilated once promising team.
Chicagoans unaware baseball season not over yet
→ October 1, 2009 3In a city known for its summer baseball obsession, Chicago residents were shocked to learn that the Major League Baseball season is still on-going. Both the Chicago Cubs and White Sox had high hopes entering the season after playoff appearances last year but mediocre performances in the middle of the season led many Chicagoans to [...]
Position of Chicago Jesus still unfilled
→ September 17, 2009 1Two weeks into the NFL football season, the Chicago Archdiocese issued a press release on Monday stating that current Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, is in fact, not Jesus of Chicago. “Going into the season, hopes were high that a savior had finally revealed himself to the city,” The release authored by Cardinal Francis George stated. “But [...]
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