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Chandler Goodman

Chandler Goodman  |  goodman.chandler@gmail.com  |  14 posts


Chandler Goodman's path to The Daily Blank has been gratifying if unexpected. A native Clevelander, Chandler grew up loving politics, writing, humor and melted cheese (unimportant but true). After graduating from Colgate University in Hamilton, NY in 2007, he ended up settling in Chicago, where, like many newcomers to the city, he made quick order of visiting the famed Second City theater. Second City, he discovered, is a place where politics, writing and humor can be pursued in unison and where Republicans can be ridiculed mercilessly. He began taking classes immediately.

Economy braces for pre Valentine’s Day dumpings

Economy braces for pre Valentine’s Day dumpings

→  January 24, 2010 1

These preemptive Valentine's breakups say you're a cheap bastard who would rather save a hundred bucks than make a girl feel good.

TSA announces “underwear of interest” list

TSA announces “underwear of interest” list

→  January 15, 2010 1

Now, with the help of advanced image detection equipment, passengers sporting “underwear of interest” will also be searched immediately.

Jewish groups outraged by Christmas celebration

Jewish groups outraged by Christmas celebration

→  December 31, 2009 0

Jesus was a Jewish man…to serve a baked ham at his birthday party is not just un-kosher, it's simply insulting.

Police issue annual warning over last-minute gifts

Police issue annual warning over last-minute gifts

→  December 23, 2009 1

Chicago police release their annual top ten list of last-minute holiday gifts most likely to result in domestic violence.

Bucktown hipsters protest government spending

Bucktown hipsters protest government spending

→  December 19, 2009 1

Bucktown residents fight for what matters to their community.

High Five: Facebook Finance & Sinful Contact? No Chance

→  November 25, 2009 0

Don't leave us hanging, High Five the news stories for November 24th, 2009. Five times better than a thumbs up!

Lincoln Park bars step up to counter crime

Lincoln Park bars step up to counter crime

→  November 19, 2009 1

Lincoln Park bar owners fight back against crime the only way they know how: Happy Hour specials!

Industrious youths loot Gold Coast for Halloween treats

Industrious youths loot Gold Coast for Halloween treats

→  October 26, 2009 2

They got a solid haul last year, but it was mostly just the run-of-the-mill bite sizes.

Republican “nerd” table grows

Republican “nerd” table grows

→  October 23, 2009 0

Moderate Republican Senators may as well sign up for Band Camp and catch up on Battlestar Gallactica DVDs: They won't be chillin' with the cool kids any time soon.

Naperville mother drones on regarding minute details of child’s life

Naperville mother drones on regarding minute details of child’s life

→  October 7, 2009 0

This week, friends, family, colleagues and passing acquaintances learned that Ellen Morris, a 36 year old Naperville mother, recently extended the bedtime of  her six year old son Nick by a half hour. Since his birthday party in March, Nick has been put to bed at 7:30 each night. However, after a recent run of good [...]

‘Death Panels’ find prominent advocate

→  October 3, 2009 0

A Wyoming health care town hall meeting took a surprising turn Monday when a prominent longtime Cheyenne resident, Richard “Dick” Cheney, unexpectedly voiced support for a controversial reform measure. Local experts expected a friendly and supportive audience for the meeting’s host, Senator Mike Enzi (R—WY), a popular three-term incumbent. For the meeting’s lethargic first hour, they [...]

Republican Senators left to their own devices

Republican Senators left to their own devices

→  August 29, 2009 0

For more than a decade, Senate Democrats have marveled avariciously at Republicans’ impeccable political touch. As it turns out, their colleagues on the other side of the aisle might not have been as intuitive or savvy as originally thought. Recently surfaced reports suggest that, since 1994, Senate Republicans have been working on a secret and exclusive [...]