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Ann Lindsay

Ann Lindsay  |  annclindsay@gmail.com  |  4 posts


Ann Lindsay is a graduate of Columbia College Chicago with a degree in Marketing Communications. Looking to inject some creativity in an otherwise monotonous and endless (i.e fruitless) job-searching life, she stumbled across The Daily Blank. Her hopes and dreams include meeting, wooing, and marrying Sir Paul McCartney, becoming a clue on Jeopardy, and doing public relations for The Muppets.

Recent college grad didn’t even want that job anyway

Recent college grad didn’t even want that job anyway

→  March 9, 2010 4

She's probably way over-qualified for the position at that stupid ad agency anyways.

Astronomers baffled by uncharted New Moon

Astronomers baffled by uncharted New Moon

→  November 22, 2009 0

Last year documented an enhanced and extended period of Twilight in which hysteria and other notably odd behavior occurred predominantly in adolescent girls.

Doctors opt not to remove Glenn Beck’s appendix after bout with appendicitis [Quick Hit]

→  November 16, 2009 0

Glenn Beck's team of physicians, nurses and a crowd of medically unqualified onlookers unanimously opted to leave Beck's dangerously infected appendix in his body.

Charlotte’s Web banned by CPS in attempt to curb swine flu

Charlotte’s Web banned by CPS in attempt to curb swine flu

→  November 10, 2009 2

Charlotte's Web, Babe banned from city schools CEO Ron Huberman in an effort to rid schools of swine flu.